
This is not your grandma’s coloring book.
Inside, you’ll find a collection of weird, unhinged, sarcastic, delicate, emotional, and delightfully chaotic illustrations—straight from my strange little brain to your colored pencils. Every page was hand-drawn on my iPad, complete with quirks, flaws, and imperfect lines that make it human (and way more fun).
If you want pristine symmetry, soulless perfection, or something “nice”… put this back on the shelf. If you can’t take a joke, get offended easily, or think life should be color-inside-the-lines only—this isn’t for you.
But if you open to page one and immediately think, “Ha! So true,”—welcome home. Grab your favorite markers, settle in, and let’s get a little messy together.



















